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Do you know that Domestic Violence IS a growing problem in Singapore?
More than 2667 cases alone were reported in a single year.
Women have been turned away from family shelters!


YOU SHOULDN'T RECEIVE ABUSE ANYWHERE. ESPECIALLY FROM THE PLACE YOU CALL HOME.

How can your home be a place that you live in fear and sadness?
Can you live with this issue happening in Singapore?
Your friend or you may be suffering from domestic violence!
So how can you find out if you or someone close to you is suffering from domestic violence?

Physical Abuse
Do not be confused between
discipline & violence.
Families do not leave you
bruised, battered & torn.

Emotional Abuse
Home is where your heart is.
No one should have the
right to break it,
not even your family.

Verbal Abuse
Families usually care
enough to know what
not to say.
Vulgarities, words that put
you down, that’s not love.
That’s abuse.

Psychological Abuse
Don’t let anyone play
with your mind.
Trust your instincts
more than anyone else.
Your mentality shapes
how you see the world.

Sexual Abuse
XXX – those explicit words.
You have the freedom to
decide who you should give
yourself to, not your family.
Home should be a safe place,
not one that you should
run away from.

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We have pledged to stop domestic violence. HAVE YOU?

Just so you know. This if for the guys out there, who, like Drew Barrymore, has never been kissed. Or was told that your kissing sucks. Either way, this post is for you. Why? Because kissing is important. Obviously. If not. Why on earth would we do this post? For your humor? Okay, maybe both. But i think i'm blabbering too much. So onto the topic at hand now.
10 THINGS TO REMEMBER WHEN KISSING GIRLS.

1: The eyes. Close your eyes dudes. Enjoy the stimulation given to your lips. Don’t open your eyes. Imagine your partner kissing and seeing your eyes open like a goldfish. Scary and chances are: she won’t enjoy the kiss anymore, and thus, you have to kiss your own arm. -.-!

2: The tongue. Keep it steady. Don’t shove your tongue down your partner’s throat unless you want to suffocate them. Hell if someone I kissed shoved her tongue down my throat, I’ll gag.

3: The lips. Be gentle but not too soft. Imagine kissing a rock, or a jelly. Not cool. And try to avoid making your lips go circular and looks like a bloody goldfish or a guppy. Not really cute know.

4. The hands. Don’t be a doll. Move around and feel your partner. But be nice; touch her hips, back and hair first. Don’t try to do anything funny like slipping your hand through her skirt. God’s watching. LOL. And don’t hold on for more than 10 seconds. 10 seconds, then move up to the next stage (get what I mean?)

5. The thought. Don’t be thinking what she will look like naked. They say the first kiss can tell you how far the relationship can go. So probably go think like this “hmmm. I think this relationship can last long. Okay I am starting to love her.” Or something like that.

6. The Horniness. Don’t ask her to touch your “magic stick”. Or do anything much funnier than that. Let her do it if she wants to. But my stand: NO NO NO. (:

7. Humor. Try not to laugh when kissing. It will be very weird. Your partner will be thinking “shit did I tickle his tongue too much?” or “is he imagining himself kissing a pig?” humor is good when you're not engaged in lip-locking activities.

8. Sounds. Its cute to moan and all that. Don’t growl though. It’ll be really funny. Don’t believe me? Try it. Go on. (:

9. The saliva. Take time to suck in your saliva instead of breathing when there's a chance. breathing can do anytime. you got nose for that. it's not nice if there's like 3 litres of saliva exchange

10. The confidence. Girls love confident guys. Dont cower at the thought kissing your partner. enjoy it. and remember to smile after that. an angry face prolly show that your partner bit your tongue or something.

Disclaimer: Please proceed with caution. Although we have a couple success stories, which we will not mention just yet, because we don't have his approval. Does not mean its 100% effective. So please don't blame us if she pokes your eye out with a plastic fork cause your kissing wasn't up to par. Who knows? She might have been kissing Johnny Depp all her life like I did :D